Jokes and riddles

Do you need something to brighten your day? If so, you need to read this post. I’m gonna tell you some jokes and riddles, they will be numbered. Comment your favorite joke or riddle! #10 is just something funny.

Riddles and Jokes:

1. Q: What has a foot but no legs? A: A snail!
2. Q: Poor people have it, Rich people need it. What is it? A: Nothing
3. Q: What goes around the world, but stays in one spot? A: A stamp!
4. Q: How do you make the word one disappear? A: Add the letter “G” and its gone
5. Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A: A candle
6. Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” Because every play has a cast!!
7. Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
8. Q: How did Benjamen Franklin feel after creating electricity? Shocked
9. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m changing
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they ‘ll never meet.